Coffee, Tea, and Insanity by Puck |
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Paris: Well here we are, having drinks at Sandrine’s; Tuvok: If you are referring to the Captain and the Commander, Torres: Now, now, Tuvok, no need to get offended, Paris: Are you saying I’m drunk? Kim: I thought we came here to discuss a certain romance Seven: Dancing is irrelevant. Surely you must see, Torres: Look! Over yonder! They’ve arrived! Tuvok: They were conducting a personnel review, Paris: Ignore him, B’Elanna, he’s just jealous. Seven: Naaaahhh. Kim: Naaaahhh. Torres: Whenever they’re around each other, they look like they’re in heaven… Seven: Heaven is irrelevant— All: Shut up, Seven! Paris: It’s so obvious they’re in love, why won’t they just admit it? Torres: Oh, they’re worried about the chain of command, Seven: Their mating would not affect the hierarchy or this ship. Tuvok: I trust that Captain Janeway has her life in order, Paris: Looky! Looky! They’re holding hands! Kim: Oh my god, they’re coming over here! Janeway: Good evening, everyone, I trust you are all well? Paris: We are, Ma’am, we were just talking about bells! Kim: Bells? Torres: (Mutters) Oh, hell… Janeway: Bells? Quite an odd topic for our matchmaking helmboy. Tuvok: Captain, I must protest, Janeway: So noted, my trusty Vulcan. Seven: Commander, I must say, your figure is rather hulking. Chakotay: Yes, these pants are unusually tight, Torres: I cannot let this silliness go any further! Janeway: Now listen here… Chakotay: Oh, dear, oh dear… Paris: Come, now, there’s nothing to fear Janeway: Tom, this really isn’t any of your concern. Kim: That’s not true! Chakotay: Kathryn, maybe they’re right. Janeway: The Prime Directive Torres: Starfleet is miles away! Neelix: Did someone mention a wedding? Tuvok: Hairy, smelly little man— Kim: I resent that, you coldblooded Vulcan! Tuvok: I was not referring to you, Mr. Kim. Paris: I’m sure none of you will object, Chakotay: I, for one, will give in this time; Janeway: Oh, spirits, I don’t know what to say! Kim: Come on! Do you love him? All: Stuff it, Mr. Kim! Janeway: As I was saying, this is truly a shock. Chakotay: And when I first met you, I thought you were frantic. Torres: (snorts) How romantic. Janeway: But I’ve grown since then, and when I state, Chakotay: Starfleet antics, Maquis arrogance… Janeway: It would be my pleasure, my dearest Chakotay. All: Hooray! Hooray! Paris: Ah, would you look at them go. Kim: I still can’t believe it’s true! Torres: It was as plain as my forehead ridge! Tuvok: I have also made observations Seven: *points* What is the significance of that? Paris: Good lord, they’re kissing!…It’s an old human act. Seven: It seems rather irate… Kim: I.. uhh… I uhh… I…I… Torres: *laughing* Look at Harry, he’s fit to die! Paris: Well, my friends, remember this time Torres: A toast to you, brethren, Seven: What is the relevance of— All: Shut up, Seven. Although it’s plain to see, |