Narfball by Raederle
	"Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" Commander Goddard walked into the Teamroom and covered his ears. "What the Hell is that?" "Harlan and Radu are playing Narfball," Suzee explained. "With a live narf." "Where'd they get it?" Suzee and Rosie shrugged. Bova stood up. "Can I play?" "Sure!" Radu said. "Think fast." Harlan tossed the bewildered narf at Bova. "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Someone shut that thing up; I don't care how!" Goddard yelled. Radu smirked. He opened his mouth and started to bite the creature. "No! Don't hurt it!" Rosie cried. "You think it likes being used as a ball?" Suzee asked. "Are you sure you don't want to play, Commander?" Harlan said, grabbing the narf from Radu before he decided to have lunch. "No." Goddard scowled. Harlan shrugged. "He wouldn't be any good anyway. He's too old." "Too old, huh?" Goddard crossed his arms. "I"ll see you in the exercise sphere and we'll see." The boys rushed out of the Teamroom. "Nothing like sports and hurting something weak to induce male bonding," Suzee mused. Rosie giggled and nodded in agreement.