Poetry Contest Entry
Artist - Unknown
© 2001 James Randi Educational Foundation
Socks
~By Timmy Seilu
Clean socks: After they come out of the washing machine
Dirty Socks: After wearing them for the day
Smelly socks: After wearing them for sport.
Pink Sock: Two years old. Never been worn
Dad’s socks: Classified as Biological weapon by the United Nations
School socks: A crime against fashion
New Socks: Full of life.
Old socks: Full of holes
Soft socks: Like a feeling of pure beauty as a sensation
A sock: Partner gone missing
The sock: A description of a single sock
My socks: HELL ON EARTH
Socks: The things on your feet which are comfy like to smell at times, like to make fashion statement and like to destroy themselves and plague themselves with withering holes.
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