Poetry Contest Entry

The Anti-GAP Poem

~By Ty

Oh look at those freaks over there
With their colored hair and weird piercings
What do they even wear?
It wouldn't hurt to dress like the rest of us
With our 50$ shirts and stylish khakis
What's the big fuss?
Acting all rebellious, the way you guys are
What happened to style and taste in clothes?
Well life isn't going to let you go far
How do we know GAP is in?
They tell us that it is!
And, oh BTW, Anti-GAPism is a sin
Feed into the machine
And promote sweatshops all the way
At least you'd look well off and clean
GAP…it's not that cool anyways
This is not meant to offend people that wear GAP; its purpose is to demonstrate the effects of prolonged exposure of GAP wear to the brain.

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