Netizen:
I am the very model of a modern cyber-netizen
All logic I dispense with, and all taste and manners
jettison;
I come in every stripe – from the conservative to
radical
And know it all except for how to spell or be
grammatical.
I haven’t got a clue about the use of
logicality
And drivel on with made-up-factoid bargain-bin
banality.
I’m found on TV, radio, and many other
"medias"
But cyberspace is where I’m most particularly
tedious.
Geek Chorus:
He’s found on TV, radio, and many other
"medias"
But cyberspace is where he’s most particularly
tedious.
Yes, cyberspace is where he’s most particularly
tedious.
Netizen:
I flame opponents hairless from a dozen different
pseudonyms
Each one a ruder, lewder pun on Anglo-Saxon crudonyms
--
And where I find civility and hot debate have been at
ease
I break it up with spamming, flaming, scrolling and
obscenities.
Geek Chorus:
And where he finds civility and hot debate have been at
ease
He breaks it up with spamming, flaming, scrolling and
obscenities.
He breaks it up with spamming, flaming, scrolling and
obscenities.
Netizen:
I’m known for disputatiousness and other sorts of
knavery
From purposeful mendacity to things yet more
unsavory.
I’m ignorant in every field, poetic to
statistical
Which only makes my points of view more thoroughly
sophistical;
My attitude’s aggressive and my tone is
sanctimonious,
My facts are bad, conclusions wrong, and arguments
erroneous;
My posts are pure unparagraphed expressions of my
vanity
Impossible to parse except perhaps for the
profanity.
Geek Chorus:
His posts are pure unparagraphed expressions of his
vanity
Impossible to parse except perhaps for the
profanity!
Impossible to parse except perhaps for the
profanity!
Netizen:
In short when I can tell you why I’m such a dull
vulgarian
And why my selfish egocentric views are libertarian
And why my sense of humor roots about in
prepubescency
As if I don’t quite understand the cause of my
tumescency
Or why my only mode with girls is jokery and
jestering
While fear of being hurt leaves all my real emotions
festering,
You’ll know why I’m at home alone abusing
my puerility,
Compulsively exhibiting my manual facility.
Geek Chorus:
You’ll know why he’s alone at home abusing
his puerility,
Compulsively exhibiting his manual facility!
Compulsively exhibiting his manual facility!
Netizen:
Wherever civil reason is accounted most iniquitous
You’ll find me absolutely inescapably
ubiquitous.
In short, all logic I reject, all taste and manners
jettison,
Because I am the model of a modern cyber-netizen!
Geek Chorus:
In short, all logic we reject, all taste and manners
jettison,
Because we too are models of the modern
cyber-netizen!
Because we too are models of the modern
cyber-netizen!