There is a little Brain Fart
Wandering lost in the wilderness of my mind,
And I sit, as I work, and wonder
What that little Brain Fart will find.
Is my head all dark and dank,
Like the inside of a bat's cave?
Or is it like a raging sea,
With no lifeguards there to save?
Hey, wait! What is that Brain Fart doing there?
What is it's intention?
I know Brain Farts are dangerous things,
That should be put in detention!
I should have halted it earlier!
These things should be stopped before they start!
I can't think now, my mind is numb.
The Conqueror, The All-Mighty Brain Fart.