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Poetry Contest Entry


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Brain Fart Strikes Back


~By Aussie Lore


As I sit here at my workplace
I realise I have nothing to do,
So I've decided to write, and send,
Another brain fart poem to you.

You may not know, or won't have guessed
What I intend to establish here,
I have already written TWO brain fart poems
And I intend to continue all year.

Because I find it rather amusing
When I can't think of what to write,
I write a poem about brain farts.
(Keeps me busy during the night)

So I've been staring at the paper
For at least an hour and a half.
Even when I write about the darned things,
I cop yet ANOTHER brain fart!


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