Bumbling along in a new frontier,
One of the first generations of humans in space.
A Denubian to heal them, a Vulcan to guide them,
Yet the crew were bound to feel out of place.
Captain Archer, a tolerant and brave man,
Leading his crew to the different and new.
And bravely outward into the great unknown,
USS Enterprise NX-01 flew.
With T'Pol, Reed, Tucker, Phlox, Mayweather, Sato
and numerous others by his side,
Archer is bound to make many discoveries
In the universe that is so wide.
At Terra Nova sensors indicated much radiation.
The effect of what locals called "Poison Rain".
But I know more than any of them, because I know
That it was the effects of the Fart of a Brain.