It's that time of year again,
Time to make a new start,
What resolutions should I make?
Maybe not to fart?
Or maybe I should stop eating?
Well, chocolate in the least,
But I may find that hard
As I love to feast!
Or I could try and be more friendly?
Though I don't see how I could
I don't mean to blow my own trumpet
But I'm the nicest in my 'Hood'!
I know at last what I shall do!
A winner to be sure!
I'll give up giving up this year!
And down some more liquor!