Poetry Contest Entry
Artist - Todd Warner
© Barker animation
"Ode To Old Farts"
~By Faye Polson
Old farts are the best farts
Savored and mature
Mostly savored
Sometimes mature
Old farts are the best farts
Around longer than the rest
Long lasting
You can't beat an old fart best
Yes old farts are the best farts!
Don't make me repeat myself
New farts are okay
But I prefer the old ones myself
Old farts are the best farts
Trust me, run away please!
Cuz one of those old farts
Just cut the cheese!
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