Poetry Contest Entry

Fractured Trek

~By Aussie Lore

"Omnipotent Q" (from Mary Mary Quite Contrary)
"Omnipotent Q (You know who)
How does your chaos reign?"
"C'mon Picard, it ain't that hard
You'd know if you had half a brain."
"Incy Wincy Spider"

Incy Wincy Spider was walking on the floor,
Worf moved his foot and the spider was no more.
The Auto Vac came in and sucked the spider up.
So it started as a spider and ended up as muck.
"USS Enterprise, sitting on a wall" (from Humpty Dumpty)

USS Enterprise, sitting on a wall,
Q Gave a push and watched the ship fall.
And all of the efforts of Picard and his men,
Could ever stop Q from doing it again.
"USS Enterprise, Yer sitting out in space" (from Baa Baa Black Sheep)
USS Enterprise, Yer sitting out in space,
Manned by all these peoples from all around the place.
One from the Klingons, one from a brain,
And heaps are from a civilisation going down the drain.
"Data and Lore" (from Jack and Jill)
Data and Lore went to the store
To get something or other,
Data was broke and Lore is a joke,
So they got kicked out- brother after brother.

Artist - Mike Peters
© 1993 Grimmy, Inc.

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